Shameless Self-Promotion: Saldy Turns 24

My birthday is September 10th. Mark your calendars.
I don’t really see 24 as a big deal in any way – so I’ll probably keep things low key. But there definitely are some things I would like for my birthday, which cost little to nothing.

Here is my official birthday list:

- A compliment I’ve never heard before.
- Stickers. I fucking love stickers but can’t bring myself to buy any.
- Delicious yet healthy recipes.
- Your prescription meds.
- A painting (interpretive of realist) of myself. Any media will do. A picture of me made out of porn magazines would be AWESOME:
- Now that I think about it, random vintage porn.
- Original song or poem about me.
- You could give me one of your life stories (something charming from childhood), ala Kramer selling his stories to Peterman.
- Anything with unicorns, ponies, or dire wolves.
- Mix CDs – the more random – the better.
- A love letter, declaration of passion, or general note of praise.
- Baked goods I could pretend I made myself to give to Bill.
- Children’s coloring book
- Birthday LOL captions on pictures that include me, or something I like.
- Pictures with me in them that you’ve had on your computer for months but keep forgetting to email.
- A written contract, notarized, that you will promise to name your first born after me.

I will most likely keep adding to this list as other random ideas occur to me…

Disclaimer: If you are a family member who randomly found this website, I still expect money, thanks.

And thanks in advance for all your gifting efforts.